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JENNIFER CARROLL MACNEILL’S RADICAL MILITARY PLANS

IN A shock announcement last night, Minister of State for European Affairs Jennifer ‘Thatcher’ MacNeill, called for defence spending to be doubled to €3bn “so we can defend our borders from invasion”. She told reporters, “Putin and his fellow warmongers must be confronted before it is too late – which is why we should prepare… Read more »

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TRUMP SENDS BEST WISHES TO HALLGRIMSSON

Donald Trump has sent his best wishes to new Irish soccer boss Heimir Hallgrimsson, with the US presidential candidate acknowledging the steep challenges the Icelandic manager faces in his new role. Although Trump has so far been convicted of a felony and survived an assassination attempt in 2024, he insists the last six months have… Read more »

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THAT SOUTHGATE RESIGNATION STATEMENT

After a long emotional journey – most of it spent watching our midfield pass sideways and backwards – the time has now come to end my time as England boss, which saw me place a huge emphasis on traditional English football values, ie, failing to win a major trophy. It has also been a time… Read more »

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GOLDHAWK PROFILES SOME OF IRELAND’S OLYMPIC HOPEFULS

Simon Harris – Acrobatics Is expected to do extremely well in the acrobatics event owing to his ability to perform political stunts at the drop of a hat. His verbal gymnastics are unparalleled but serious doubts remain about his ability to get to grips with anything serious. Micheál Martin – Athletics Still giving his opponents… Read more »

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THOSE UPDATED CANINE REGULATIONS IN FULL

Housing: Darragh O’Brien will continue talking absolute bull (dog) Waste: Coalition always fouling up everything Grooming: More Fine Gael TDs getting their coats Temperament: Greens continue to lack any bite Microchipping: Jack Chambers looking completely lost Breeding: Government telling tall tails about budget Exercise: Rents and property prices continue to run amok

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SHATTER ANNOUNCES LATEST EROTIC THRILLER

Former Minister, Alan Shatter, has announced his latest erotic novel, titled ‘Inheritance: Keeping It In The Family’. Extracts of the yarn, which recounts the story of one young woman struggling to get her hands on a semi, but instead being repeatedly screwed by the taxman, have been appearing in opinion pages recently.

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RESIDENTS OPPOSE GOOGLE’S PUB PLAN

Local residents have urged Dublin City Council to refuse Google Ireland’s plans for a new pub at the tech giant’s Boland’s Mill campus. “People fear that a new Google pub will attract gangs engaging in undesirable social media behaviour,” said a local householder. “Imagine all those software engineers talking excitedly in Google acronyms with their… Read more »

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New York Post 

Vikings star Jordan Addison admits he was in ‘dark place’ after DUI arrest

Vikings receiver Jordan Addison says he’s ready to accept any punishment related to his July 12 arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence.  Addison, 22, spoke with reporters on the first day of training camp on Wednesday, though he would not discuss the particulars of the situation on the advice of his agent and...

SportsMockery.com 

One Chicago Bears Undrafted Rookie Has Caught People’s Attention

The Chicago Bears have shown under the Ryan Poles/Matt Eberflus regime that they are not above giving opportunities to guys from any background. It doesn’t matter if they’re a top-10 pick or an undrafted free agent. If you can show them during training camp and preseason that you belong on the roster, they’ll have a […]

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Local leaders call out NYS after Edward Kindt breaks parole in Salamanca

SALAMANCA, N.Y. (WIVB) -- A light blue home two houses down on West Avenue in Salamanca is where Cattaraugus County sheriffs detained Edward Kindt around 1:40 a.m. on Wednesday. Officials told WIVB News 4 that Kindt willingly surrendered. Kindt, now 41 years old, pleaded guilty 25 years ago to raping and killing wife and mother [...]