In honor of ClickHole’s 10th anniversary, we have compiled some of our most viral content from years past. Here are a few of our articles about times when beloved actor Harrison Ford narrowly escaped death.

Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Got His Sleeve Caught In His Computer’s Floppy Disk Drive And Was Sucked Into Cyberspace

 

Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Is In The Hospital After Kissing A Lady That Turned Out To Be A Stack Of Dynamite In A Dress

 

Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Went Skydiving And His Parachute Turned Out To Be An Anchor

 

Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Ate A Chili Pepper So Hot His Head Turned Into A Nuclear Explosion

 

Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Had To Be Rescued After Being Compacted Into A Cube On A Factory Conveyor Belt

 

Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Had To Be Rescued This Morning After Getting Stuck Inside The Gears Of Big Ben

 

Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Is Recovering After A Giant Pencil Erased His Face

 

Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Got Chased By A Lovestruck Loch Ness Monster After Green Paint Spilled On Him