The fanciest beach restaurant you’ve never heard of – and not abroad

The tables were on a wooden terrace overlooking the sea. Waiters hurried between tables with magnums of rosé and silver bowls of oysters.

The cocktail menu included something called a Tiki Punch, which contained a generous swig of rum and a few drops of bitters. There was a DJ in the house and at some point in the afternoon people got up to dance and twirl their napkins above their heads.

Where do you think this bustling lunch spot was? Mykonos or Ibiza perhaps? Or some other glamorous Mediterranean hangout where people gather to eat shellfish in their swimsuits and ...