OPINION - My manifesto for London: Lidos in every borough, a coffee price cap and ban the St Pancras pianos

As the various politicians set out their plans for London, it strikes me how easily a party could get our votes if only they thought a bit more creatively about what we actually want from life. We late-capitalist, neoliberal London types are pretty transactional after all, in it for ourselves and open to a bit of harmless bribery.