A painstaking breakdown of the extremely ridiculous Red One trailer
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The first trailer for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Christmas movie Red One is finally here, and man, is it something. Chris Evans co-stars in this action-adventure about badass, buff Santa (J.K. Simmons) getting kidnapped. The North Pole’s head of security Callum Drift (Johnson) has to team up with a shady tracker Jack…