Kevin Bacon casually reveals he did the weirdest goddamn thing
We’ll be honest here: We have never been Kevin Bacon, and, on deeper reflection, can admit that very few experiences in our lives have even been remotely Kevin Bacon-like. (We’ve never cut Footloose; we’ve never gone Flatlining; we’ve certainly never cameoed as ourselves on a single episode of NBC 2000s-era animated…