Bearded Royal Rebel Harry Set to Shun the King’s New Aftershave
King Charles and family are known to not be fans of the beard.
Indeed, a significant portion of Prince Harry’s memoir, Spare, was devoted to performative outrage over his family’s efforts to get him to shave.
These efforts failed, and instead Harry upped sticks and moved to California, where he continues to defiantly nurture a decidedly republican crumb catcher of Abraham Lincoln proportions, untroubled by the attentions of the royal razor.