Tour de France

Big day: my town is the finish line today and I shall be doing my civic duty as a volunteer on one of the information desks. Got my tee shirt, TdF cap and (best of all) an official accreditation card with my photo on it to wear round my neck. 20k visitors expected, all relying on me to tell them where the toilets are. I'll probably not get to see a bike all day, which is fine as I couldn't be less interested in the race itself ????