RNC Day 2: A lineup of losers bend the knee to Trump

The second night of the Republican National Convention was a who's who of the GOP’s biggest losers. If you previously ran against Donald Trump in a primary, or were humiliated and debased repeatedly by the convicted felon, there was a very good chance you were speaking in Milwaukee on Tuesday.

Tech broseph Stalin wannabe Vivek Ramaswamy started things off by telling America that in the face of all evidence to the contrary, the Republican Party loves Black and Latino Americans. The memo going out to GOP speakers, if they happen to be one of the few people of color, seems to be that they must say Republicans like famous racist landlord Trump are not racist.

Next up was the world’s most humiliated man, Sen. Ted Cruz. You might remember how Cruz called Trump a “sniveling coward” for attacking his wife and father? On Tuesday, Cruz came out to tell a terrible, and entirely fabricated, tale of how America is “facing an invasion on our southern border. Not figuratively. A literal invasion. 11.5 million people have crossed our border illegally under Joe Biden.” It isn’t true, but whatevs. Kiss that ring, Lyin’ Ted!