Van Orden's Megafails During MAGA Unity Week
The big joke of the week was that Felon Trump and his little MAGA followers were going to be a gentler, kinder, type of fascist and that they were going to join hands and sing "Kumbaya" with everyone. But those expectations were just too much to expect from insurrectionist Representative Drunken Van Orden.
On Tuesday, he assaulted a young woman who was part of CODEPINK and then accused her of beating him up. Police did detain the woman and got her out of the situation and then later released her, saying that there was no evidence that she did anything wrong.
But that didn't stop DVO from lying about the incident and trying to show off his imaginary machismo:
But Van Orden on Wednesday told a crowd of Wisconsin Republicans that he has "been hit harder from air coming out of a blow dryer." Still, he called on people who commit "political violence" to be "prosecuted to the greatest extent of the law."
Asked by the Journal Sentinel this week what injuries he sustained, Van Orden said the 24-year-old woman "hip-checked me into cement." He said his hip hurt but noted he is "in pain all the time."
"Is that because of her or because of me?" he said of the pain in his hip. "I don't know, and I don't care."