Sexy texts, club hook-ups, Secret Service trysts: Sordid affair rumors plague Trump family

Tabloid cover-ups, sexy texts, a hookup in a gay nightclub bathroom, and many affairs with the staff: these are the sordid affair rumors that plague the family Trump.

The List, a digital lifestyle magazine, delivered Friday a salacious report on the rumors that swirl not just around Trump — convicted of falsifying business records to conceal hush money payments paid to an adult film star — but his wife and children as well.

Many involve the staff.

Take Melania Trump.

Novelist Monica Byrne and comedian Noel Casler both spread the rumor that Melania Trump was having an affair with Hank Siemers, head of security at the Tiffany's in Trump Tower, where she continued to live during the first year of her husband's presidential term, the List reports.

"Melania didn't live with him in Trump Tower either, she lived with her boyfriend," Casler reportedly said. "We had to book the transpo on 'Apprentice' Finales and her pick-up was NOT on 5th Ave."

Byrne took the rumor directly to Trump, tweeting him on then-Twitter, now X, "Hi @realDonaldTrump! We're all wondering if your wife @MelaniaTrump is having an affair with the head of security at Tiffanys or nah?"

Siemers is not the only security staffer cast in a rumor of a Trump family affair.

Tiffany Trump, the former president's daughter with Marla Maples, and Vanessa Trump, ex-wife of his oldest son, both are rumored to have grown close to Secret Service agents, reports the List.

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"Service leadership became concerned at how close Tiffany appeared to be getting to the tall, dark, and handsome agent," wrote journalist Carol Leonnig in her book "Zero Fail: The Rise and Fall of the Secret Service."

A spokesperson dismissed her reporting as "nothing more than gossip."

Gossip is what former "Celebrity Apprentice" contestant Aubrey O'Day did on former Trump fixer Michael Cohen's podcast as she detailed an affair she said she had with Donald Trump Jr., the List reports.

"You know what a bleeding-heart liberal I am," O'Day told Cohen. "There's no way that I ever could have loved somebody [like] what we see today."

As proof, O'Day detailed a hook-up in a gay club bathroom to show just how comfortable Trump Jr. was among the LGBTQIA+ community at that earlier time.

The alleged affair ended when Trump Jr. left a phone out and Vanessa discovered what People Magazine would describe as "sexy texts."