French Pole Vaulter’s Massive Penis Dashes Olympic Dreams
The world is extending its deepest sympathies to an Olympic hopeful whose dreams were dashed on Saturday. Or, maybe, its congratulations.
You know that thing that happens all the time, where your penis is just so big it prevents you from winning a medal at the Olympics? I know, right? Same. And that’s what happened to our brother, French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati on Saturday at the Paris Games.
The 21-year-old was attempting to clear a 5.70m bar when God got in the way.