‘Daily Show’ Pitches Well-Endowed Pole Vaulter as Kamala’s VP
In his Monday monologue, the recurring The Daily Show host Michael Kosta started off by talking about the Paris Olympics. Specifically, he seemed obsessed with French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati, who lost a competition this past weekend because his penis knocked the crossbar over.
“And according to the rules of pole vaulting, you’re allowed to touch the crossbar, but you’re not allowed to f--- it, so he lost,” Kosta said. “But this has got to be the best possible way to lose, you know? ‘Yeah, I would have won, if it weren’t for this damn massive hog.’”
“In fact, this is the only event where the guy who won probably felt bad. Like, ‘Hey, you know, my d--- is good too!’” he added before offereing some advice to Ammirati. “I’ll say to you what I say to the Little League team I coach. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s about how gigantic everyone knows your penis is.”