What TV Shows Should Be on Chick-fil-A’s Streaming Platform?
Streaming is a dying business. While David Zaslav and Bob Iger crawl towards any competitive stance against Netflix, and Shari Redstone fights for a Paramount get-out-of-jail-free card, streaming entertainment is not looking as lucrative as imagined in the 2010s. Still, two companies are reportedly expanding their streaming capabilities. One is Trump Media (yes, of TruthSocial and meme stock fame). The other, surprisingly, is Chick-fil-A.
The fast food retailer has a two-part brand identity: Irresistibly delicious, and irrefutably homophobic. While the company has since halted its contributions to anti-LGBTQ+ charities, there’s still a slew of stories connecting Chick-fil-A to homophobic rhetoric and action. Most recently, former CEO Dan Cathy was linked to the National Christian Charitable Foundation, the organization that killed the Equality Act.
So, what would a Chick-fil-A streamer look like? Here are 10 pitches for content. Chick-fil-A, if you want any of these, I expect a commission.