RFKJ's Brain Worm Endorses Trump (SATIRE)

Here is another great satire by Alexandra Petri in The Washington Post. This time she pokes fun at Robert Kennedy, Jr's endorsement of Donald Trump. 

My fellow worms and Americans,

It is I, your friend, the worm who ate part of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain, then died. It is with a heavy scolex (that’s the knob-like attachment sometimes mistaken for my head) that I report that, after much prayerful consideration, we are leaving the race. My host, as is customary when faced with important ...