How Andy Carroll is happier than ever earning €2,500 a month at 4th tier French club which doesn't even cover his rent... but will 'messy' divorce from wife Billi Mucklow burst his bubble?

Now playing for French fourth-tier side Bordeaux, on face value it looks like quite a fall from grace for the striker, but he insists he loves the relaxed pace of life - despite being left out of pocket.