I stayed in a historical former monastery that feels like something from Harry Potter
HUNKERED down in the heart of the Scottish Highlands lies a snow-drenched retreat where looming towers, arched windows and stone walls whisper tales of medieval monks.
The Highland Club is a mystical mix of history and modern luxury, housing 97 apartments and 12 charming cottages, all fitted with the modern comforts needed for a getaway that’s far from the Dark Ages.
From the Loch Ness Monster to casting spells, it didn’t take me long to embrace my inner child here.
Steeped in centuries of history, this fort-turned- Benedictine monastery was transformed into a boarding school before becoming a picturesque and tranquil escape on the banks of the famous Loch Ness.
Each apartment offers a unique piece of the building’s storied past, making every stay a journey through time.
And if you’re looking to splash out, try the penthouse suite – with its wrap-around balconies and private cinema room in the old organ loft.
Just be cautious when opening the curtains to those stunning views of the loch and glens; the sight of kilted swimmers taking a bare-bummed dip in the icy waters might make you choke on your tea.
As you roam the grand tiled corridors, play a game of giant chess on the lawn, or engage in a competitive frame of snooker in the games room, you’ll be reminded of the Gryffindor common room from the Harry Potter films.
I’m not the only one who noticed some Hogwarts magic in the air – I spotted fellow guests in black capes and striped scarves, running around with wands at the ready, fully immersed in the enchanting atmosphere.
The place feels even more magical at this time of year.
When the temperature drops the vast building and surrounding parkland become smothered in snow with white-dusted tree tops and a frosty loch transforming it into a winter wonderland.
When it comes to entertainment, no trip to Loch Ness is complete without a hunt for the mythical monster that lurks beneath its surface.
Just outside the gates of The Highland Club, we set sail on a scenic cruise over the dark and mysterious waters in search of Nessie.
While I embarked as a sceptic, I returned a believer.
Equipped with sonar images and guided by experts, I learned about the many universities studying the lake’s DNA and saw sonar images of the two-metre anomaly often scanned in the deepest depths of the murky loch.
Though I didn’t spot Nessie myself, I’m convinced she exists – we just aren’t sure what exactly she is!
We did, however, witness the rare sight of Highland cows bathing on the shores and billy goats battling to climb the banks.
Back at The Highland Club, I tried my hand at axe and knife throwing – a skill that certainly didn’t come naturally until, as instructed, I unleashed my inner Braveheart and let loose on the target.
It’s a highly recommended alternative to therapy and anger management.
For those seeking less exhilarating pursuits, the club’s summer amenities include tennis courts, badminton, croquet and a children’s playground – plenty to keep you entertained.
Although in winter, and after a long day exploring the stunning but often wet Highlands, the club’s pool and sauna are the perfect places to unwind and warm up.
Stay for dinner in the Boathouse Restaurant, located on the grounds of The Highland Club, which offers a cosy atmosphere with large windows providing panoramic views of Loch Ness.
The menu celebrates the rich culinary heritage of Scotland, featuring locally sourced ingredients.
My personal highlights were Nessie’s Hot Pot and the fish and chips, although the haggis came highly recommended – I just couldn’t bring myself to try it.
Maybe next time . . .
GO: Loch Ness
Stays at The Highland Club cost from £300 a night.
A Loch Ness cruise is from £20pp and tomahawk & knife throwing with Monster Activities is from £17.50pp.