Who would've thought that "Twilight" fan fiction turned erotic bestseller turned feature film might not be very good? Apparently not a whole lot of people, because "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has earned nearly $600 million worldwide. What audiences got instead was not the kinky time they were expecting, as this latest Honest Trailer breaks down.
Indeed, the movie presented a mysterious, sociopathic billionaire whose idea of a hot time is contracts. Sex contracts, sure. But contracts nonetheless. There's nothing like some in depth paperwork to spark the heat with a potential bedmate. And from there, things get missionary, while you can be thankful that a lot of the hilariously bad dialogue of the book was left out. But still, gems like "Fifty shades of fucked up" made it into the script. At any rate, things can only get better for "Fifty Shades Darker" in 2017. Until then, watch below.
