There’s always a certain level of glee ascribed to good disaster flicks, that dizzy rush that accompanies the collapse of giant buildings and the heroics of common men and women who rush in to save whatever can be salvaged. It’s heady stuff, the kind of material that looks best on the big screen, if only because it’s not real, total fiction put together for pure entertainment. Giddily lapping up the ruination of entire cities is easy enough when it’s for fun, but even the best disaster movies can’t escape that they’re about, well, disaster, and when reality (or, more accurately, the faux-reality of cinema) sets in, you’re going to need someone special there to soothe you.
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Enter Dwayne Johnson, who should star in every single disaster movie that Hollywood puts out for the next three or so decades (also, hey Hollywood, we’d like some more disaster movies, okay? The People’s Elbow needs...
