The Ride of Their Lives

Dear Hillary and Bernie,

I know you've both had your share of problems this week with our fine city's MTA not "Going Your Way" and I can truly say as a fellow American, Democrat, New Yorker, and most of all, straphanger... I feel for you. I really do. The tireless campaigning, all the verbal volleyball, and of course, being an awesome president... you two have that in the bag. But riding the New York City subway? No one said it was going to be easy.

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