What Is ‘The Night Of’ About, Anyway? A Speculative Review

I know what you're all saying: "Drew, we really need to talk about last night's big HBO show...The Night Of, which got a special, sneak-peak streaming premiere, which is definitely a thing." God, you all talk in such long, run-on sentences all of a sudden! Who are you, Nic Pizzolatto? (Just kidding, Nicky P. Wants you to stay as far away from The Night Of as humanely possible. LOOK AWAY! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!)