Bryson DeChambeau's golf club nicknames, ranked from cringe to cliché

Bryson DeChambeau having a nickname for a golf club isn’t surprising.

This is Bryson DeChambeau we’re talking about. He lives for the corny. He is himself a walking meme. He tried to break the game of golf only for it to break him first. This dude does not abide by the typical norms of the sport as he reminds us again and again.

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So, yes, Bryson having a fun moniker for a club always seemed like a given. It turns out, however, he has named pretty much ALL of his clubs. And, listen, we’re all for DeChambeau living his best life, but that doesn’t mean he had to make all the nicknames public.

Now that he has — and NBC so heroically shared the names on Friday’s U.S. Open broadcast — we have no choice but to rank them. You can spoil the names for yourself here, if you must. We simply choose to count them down from the cringiest to the most cliché.