24-21: Chart

Mariners drop a stinker in Camden Yards

Orioles 9, Mariners 2

Eating crabs from one of Baltimore’s many delightful local dive bars: WPA says Dominic Canzone (.044 WPA) but I am going to defense-adjust it and call it Julio, if only because he gave us one of the few moments of delight in this game.

Getting crabs from one of Baltimore’s many local dive bars: Bryce Miller, -.342 WPA

Game thread comments of the day:

When the game was, briefly, sort of fun:

I too love Sassy Blowers

When the game was not at all fun: