Abbott and Costello and Charlie Kirk at the DNC

“Pro-Trump activists’ attempt to infiltrate DNC goes hilariously awry. Far-right commentators Jack Posobiec and Charlie Kirk went to the DNC. It did not go well for them.” — The New Republic

ABBOTT: He’s a great second baseman.

COSTELLO: And what a home run yesterday!

CHARLIE KIRK (interrupting): What is a woman?

COSTELLO: Excuse me?

KIRK: What is a woman?

ABBOTT: What is a man.

KIRK: I asked you guys first.

ABBOTT: Oh, then, Who is a man.

KIRK: I’m a man! What is a woman?

ABBOTT: What is a man.

KIRK: Fine, I’ll go first. A man has a penis.

ABBOTT: Like Who.

KIRK: Like me. I’m a man.

ABBOTT: As is Who.

KIRK: Anyone who isn’t a woman. So, again, what is a woman?

ABBOTT: And again, What is a man.

KIRK: Let me ask you something. That second baseman you were talking about, the one who hit a home run, he is… what?

ABBOTT: Right.

KIRK: What?

ABBOTT: Exactly.

KIRK: What is right?

ABBOTT: No, that’s Whatever.

KIRK: What?

ABBOTT: No, Whatever.

KIRK: Okay, okay. The second baseman or whatever, I don’t care, is he a woman?

ABBOTT: They.

KIRK: The second baseman is a they?

ABBOTT: No, he’s a he, but they’re a they.

KIRK: Who?

ABBOTT: A man.

KIRK: What man?

ABBOTT: That’s what I’ve been saying.

KIRK: Whatever.

ABBOTT: Also a man.

KIRK: What???

ABBOTT. Also, a man.

KIRK: So where did they come from?

ABBOTT: St. Louis.

KIRK: Okay, so what is a woman from St. Louis?

ABBOTT: What is a man from St. Louis.

KIRK: I’m asking you!

ABBOTT: And I’m answering.

KIRK: Whatever.

ABBOTT & COSTELLO: Right!

Charlie Kirk exits.