Political Profile: Matt Gaetz

President-elect Donald Trump selected Matt Gaetz as his choice for attorney general. Here is what you need to know about the former Florida congressman. 

Age On Tinder: 22

Height: 6-foot-2 with extra gangle

Speaking Style: Scorned debate champion 

Religion: As needed

Criminal History: Unfolding 

Forehead Movement: Critically endangered

Fake ID Connection: Solid

Type Of Sleazy: Country club drug dealer

Celebrity Crush: You don’t want to know

Catchphrase: None of those allegations have ever even been proven in a court of law

Podcast Ideas: A ton of them

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