Man Sues Lottery After Losing Winning Ticket
A man is suing the California Lottery alleging that he has not received part of his winnings from a nearly $400 million Mega Millions jackpot after he located one of his winning tickets but not the other. What do you think?
“I can corroborate his story, for a small fee.”
Stephen Ruddock, Faucet Craftsman
“Usually the lottery just takes your word for it.”
Amy Pelkey, Systems Analyst
“This is why I invested in fridge magnets.”
Luke Goeltz, Lounge Crooner
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