Time for a tidy up!

Lady shave

Shaving, but for ladies! Invite the insects and animals of the garden to come in and sing with you as you go.

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Man shave

Pro tip: men’s razors DO PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING AS LADY RAZORS. The only real difference is that man-shavers are usually silver or black instead of lady-friendly pink. They also release a special strength protein called alphamandrizine–1 when you touch them, which is scientifically proven to make you 57% more powerful. Why not give it a try?

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Muff bouquet

Girls love flowers, amirite? AND GIRLS HAVE MUFFS, AMIRITE? So what could be better than weaving flowers into your muff to distract from your bikini line? A pretty look for the beach.

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Fashion

Grow your muff, let it flow, let it blossom, and bloom. Eventually you’ll have enough ~fabric~ to wear it as a pretty mid-length skirt. Pair with clogs and a bikini top to complete the look.

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