Damn You Kellyanne And Your $3600 Cat Head Button Coat!
I was gonna truly boycott all things inaugural, and obviously Kellyanne Conway knew that, because she wore the most expensive ugly coat in all the land.
Well the joke's on you, Mrs. Conway, because every non-boycotting outlet thought your coat was hideous, too.
Who wore it better: Kellyanne Conway or Paddington Bear? pic.twitter.com/CP2M6fzLyD
— Michael Hopper (@mhopp7) January 20, 2017
When I pointed out to Driftglass that the THIRTY SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR coat, yep, just the coat, has CAT HEAD buttons on it. (Because why the fk not?) he won my heart all over again by noting:
"Hello, Pity" buttons.
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That was nice of Molly the American Girl doll to let Kellyanne Conway raid her closet #InaugurationDay pic.twitter.com/fVR8lJ4O6y
— Erica Steiner @ TMZ (@SendARavenPlz) January 20, 2017