The Week contest: Almighty law

This week's question: An Israeli man recently requested a restraining order against God, saying that he was fed up with the Almighty treating him "harshly and not nicely." In no more than seven words, please come up with an advertising slogan for a law firm seeking to represent people with divine grievances.

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How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest@theweek.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type "Almighty law" in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, May 24. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page on the June 3 issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, May 27. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. Entries submitted as comments on this web page cannot be considered. All entries become property of The Week.

The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.