Watch: Adam Lallana Makes It 3-0 Over Middlesbrough

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Deep breaths, everyone.

Moments after Coutinho doubled the lead, Liverpool came roaring back at Middlesbrough with a 5-on-3 counterattack. After an initial cross went awry, Reds attackers recovered and eventually set Adam Lallana up for a killer play. The midfielder collected a lay-off, broke past a defender, and slotted the ball past Brad Guzan.

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Liverpool are now up 3-0. I’m trying very, very hard not to jinx things here. But ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...