54 ‘Twin Peaks’ Characters Ranked, Using Vague and Confusing Criteria (Photos)

“Twin Peaks” is a bizarre, often seemingly nonsensical show, But it’s a David Lynch thing, which means weird and crazy thing that shows up on screen means something – the onus is just on us to figure it out. So in that vein we thought the best way to celebrate Showtime’s 18-hour revival would be to rank a bunch of the show’s characters — but in a weird, confusing way instead of the normal “worst to best” way. We may just be amateur David Lynches, but it’ll probably be a damn fine time nonetheless.

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