Новости за 21.01.2016

France, your language is beautiful but it causes us so much pain.

Let's tackle the most perplexing element straight away: why must your verbs have so many endings?

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Notice how the endings are all basically the same? We used to have a load more verb inflections, just like you, but we got rid of them hundreds of years ago because they were confusing and annoying. Читать дальше...

RIP la vie sociale.

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Aliens?

People in Calgary noticed something weird in the sky on Tuesday.

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This person said there were even explosions.

"My wife thought we were getting nuked."

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The Russian president “probably” gave his personal approval for the former KGB spy to be killed in London, a British judge said Thursday.

The show titled In My City will be available exclusively on a mobile app.

The National Security Agency attempted a public relations makeover in 1998 via the Jerry Bruckheimer–produced spy thriller Enemy of the State, but the agency was disappointed it was portrayed as the "bad guys" in the film, internal emails between agency officials obtained by BuzzFeed News through the Freedom of Information Act show.

Eh! Science, tu me prends pour un débile?

Ce poulpe a vraiment été convoqué par Satan en personne.

Les chromatophores? Ça pourrait avoir été inventé par le diable, franchement.

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Un esprit démoniaque habite à l'intérieur de ce ballon de basket.

L'effet Magnus? Vous plaisantez.

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Cette simili-pierre posée sur une rose n'est évidemment pas réelle. Читать дальше...

Car un petit tatouage peut avoir une grande signification.

Sœurs de tatouages du signe mathématique de la congruence. Nous avons le même sang, mais nous sommes des personnes différentes...

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La cicatrice et les lunettes d'Harry Potter.

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Un simple pin.

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Êtes-vous plutôt du genre à faire la fête ou à rester à la maison?

I wonder if anybody else has messed up thoughts like me?

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“You got that gas money?”

Your friends are constantly asking you to drive them places.

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And whenever you get an invite to somewhere far away, you can’t help but wonder if your friend just wants a lift.

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You find yourself being the designated driver all too often...

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My hairstyle is called “I tried”.

Your morning reflection is always a hot mess.

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And with every new day comes a fresh battle with the weather.

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Which means you can never take any risks.

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Or figure out a regular hair schedule.

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“You’re a bogan who can’t drive.”

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1. Instead of "Cher" and "Dionne", the main characters would be called "Kylie" and "Olivia" after "famous singers of the past."
2. They'd live in the eastern suburbs of Sydney.
3. And they'd go to a private school.
4. The opening song would be the "Locomotion" by Kylie Minogue instead of "Kids in America".
5. "Is this a Clean & Clear ad or what?"
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Manny The Selfie Taking Cat

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Nah mate, you can fuck right off out of here with that shit.

This country-wide abomination.

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The price of this fucking cheese toastie.

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This fucking joke.

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This even bigger joke.

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#Blessed.

A precious 2-year-old Chihuahua named Oliver has been adopted after photos of him "praying" for love went viral.

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John Hwang, who photographed Oliver, told BuzzFeed News that he heard about the dog after a friend described rescuing him from a busy highway.

His friend told him that the dog had been taken to California's Baldwin Park Animal Shelter, and Hwang, who is an occupational therapist... Читать дальше...

But Muuuum, everyone’s wearing Colorado shoes!

Going shoe shopping and begging your parents to let you get Colorados.

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Flipping through all your TV Hits and Smash Hits magazines to find the perfect posters for your book covers.

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Using a ruler to try and scrape out those annoying bubbles on your books from the contact.

Note: All pricing is according to the US version of Sephora.com.

1996, as in 20 years ago.

"Macarena" by Los Del Rio (Bayside Boys Remix)

Although the song was recorded in 1992, the English-language remix released in 1996 became a worldwide hit.

? Heeeeey Macarena!

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"Always Be My Baby" by Mariah Carey

The song that made us want a tire swing over the water.

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Turns out it’s a lot harder than we remember.

All questions were taken from previous School Certificate exams, available on the Board of Studies website.

This is Australia in 2016: it is home to the world's oldest continuous culture. One in two Australians have parents born overseas; one in four were born outside the country. There are 236 nationalities represented in Australia. And they identify with more than 270 ancestries. Australia is made up of 23.5 million people. Here are 58 of them.

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Lipgloss + hair = HELL

Neglecting to sharpen your eye pencil exaaaactly right and getting a wooden shard right in your waterline.

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Discovering that your favorite, can't-live-without-it product is discontinued.

There is no God.

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Dropping a lot of cash on a new lipstick and then immediately finding a dupe for a third of the price.

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Your seaweed will thank you.

• 2 cups sushi rice
• 4 cups water
• 2 Tbsp. rice vinegar
• 2 Tbsp. sugar
• 1 Tbsp. oil
• 2 cups shiitake mushrooms
• 2 Tbsp. soy sauce
• 2 Tbsp. dark soy sauce
• 2 Tbsp. brown sugar
• 1 cup green onions

Wash and rinse the rice thoroughly to remove excess starch. Cook in a medium pot at high until the water reaches a boil. Читать дальше...

“Why do no companies understand how powerful my thighs are and how quickly they will consume the flesh of the average jean?”