“Como assim? Eu não estou *em cima* do sofá’”.
"Não estou em cima do sofá. Estou em cima do meu cobertorzinho, que está em cima do sofá."
"Meu cachorro não pode subir no sofá, mas pode dormir no cobertor dele.
Espertinho!"
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"A regra era que eu não deitasse onde as pessoas sentam. Eu não estou fazendo isso."
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Para os carnívoros e vegetarianos. Tem até doce.
Começamos com um delicioso estrogonofe de camarão.
Esta receita de um tradicional restaurante paulistano substitui as carnes por camarões. Você ainda aprende a fazer um delicioso molho branco.
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Se você ama calabresa, presta atenção aqui neste estrogonofe.
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Ah, não… De novo não…
Segundo as Havaianas, os chinelos da imagem, na verdade, são azul e azul-escuro.
Acredite se quiser.
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Todo o conforto de quem consegue se aconchegar na pancinha do seu mozão.
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Que cena mais linda, será que eu estou atrapalhando o casalzinho aí?
LINK: 13 casaizinhos que a gente espera não estar atrapalhando
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Gobble wobble.
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Mix up several pitchers of these super simple cranberry margaritas.
They're margaritas, except with cranberry juice instead of lime juice. And the floating cranberry garnishes are easy AF. Here's the recipe.
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Or if your Thanksgiving group is more into bourbon than tequila, prep a couple batches of this Apple Cider Sangria.
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Du brauchst keine teuren Abflussreiniger.
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Nothin’ like friend love.
Last night, Selena Gomez surprised everyone by showing up at the American Music Awards after announcing back in August that she would be taking a break.
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She took the stage to accept the award for Favorite Female Artist - Pop/Rock, giving an incredibly inspiring, emotional speech.
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On a tous un peu des deux en nous.
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Allez, plus que six mois à tenir.
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Memes on memes on memes y’all.
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Achtung, die kommen flach.
Tattoot doch nicht weh.
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Wer schön sein will, muss kleiden.
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Biss zum Abendbrot.
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Guten Tag, ich möchte gerne auf die BaHaarmas.
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Lasagna the hell.
The invention of "...........slime man"
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The moo:
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The good ol' Joe Biden:
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The mom who all of a sudden became a stan:
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Some people think it’s hilarious, others are calling her out for bullying.
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Including a place in the Philippines called Sexmoan.
There a lot of rude place names in the world. And helpfully, someone put them all on a map. Western Europe is full of them – the UK alone has Bell End, Shitterton and at least two Twatts.
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The USA is blessed with a Spunky Puddle, a New Erection and a Moist Cove.
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We’ve been testing this out for a while, and it’s at least 85% accurate. Try it out!
A Twitter spokesperson said it was because she had “pornography” on her profile, but the 19-year-old claims when her account was reactivated everything was the same.
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Oh no.
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