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The most perfect vegetarian dinner!

Tofu Tikka Masala

Servings: 4-5

For the marinade
14 ounce extra firm tofu
1 lemon
1 cup yogurt
6 garlic cloves, minced
1 tablespoon ginger, minced
1 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons cumin
2 teaspoons garam masala
2 teaspoons paprika

For the sauce
3 tablespoons oil
1 large onion, finely chopped
2 tablespoons ginger, minced
8 cloves garlic... Читать дальше...

“Eu não tenho nenhum problema com lésbicas, inclusive eu adoro vê-las se pegando”.

Vamos lembrar que a letra B na sigla LGBT existe, ok?

Em primeiro lugar, ser bissexual não quer dizer ser indeciso sobre a sua sexualidade.

Nem todo mundo se declara bissexual porque não sabe "do que gosta". Na verdade, se descobrir bissexual quer dizer que você conhece bastante o seu desejo.

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Não existe isso de nunca estar completo porque você gosta de ambos os sexos.

Pessoas se apaixonam por pessoas... Читать дальше...

All die Jahre hat dir das niemand verraten!

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All die Jahre hat dir das niemand verraten!

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“What’s your flava. Tell me what’s your flava.”

You either say “you guys/yinz/yous” or “y’all.”

You and your friends on your way to a party in the North:

Cramming in the Uber.

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You and your friends on your way to a party in the South:

Pick-up trucks are your Uber.

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Bars in the North:

Shotskis and ice luges.

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Made for women, by women.

Every Emma is great!

Wall Street bankers have been salivating for some time over the prospect of an initial public offering by Uber, the most valuable tech startup in the world. Trying to predict an IPO can feel futile even in good times — the ride-hail company hasn't revealed any specific plans — but the decision on Tuesday by Uber CEO Travis Kalanick to take a leave of absence has clouded Wall Street's crystal ball.

Early Uber investor Freada Kapor Klein told BuzzFeed News that she sees an opportunity for the company to start over after allegations of sexual harassment, discrimination, and a hostile work environment.

Do prato para o túmulo.

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“A Vó e a Boi” seria um ótimo título para uma produção da Netflix, hein?

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Susan Fowler, the former Uber software engineer whose viral blog alleging systemic sexism and harassment prompted the company to launch an internal investigation, called that investigation "all optics" on Tuesday. Fowler's criticism came after Uber released the findings of the probe, outlining dozens of recommendations that the ride-hail giant's board says it plans to implement. The company said last week that it has investigated more than 200 claims of harassment and discrimination... Читать дальше...

Are you daddy AF?

Father's Day is around the corner, and to celebrate, The Try Guys are releasing a five-part series celebrating fatherhood. In the first episode, they re-created vintage photos of their fathers and got to know them a little more but to celebrate universally, we want to see what kind of dad you are:

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Hello, Sidney.

“Trump has blocked me from reading his tweets. I may have to kill myself.”

Everyone gets sorted.

Cheddar + Ranch + Chicken= YES!

Cheddar Ranch Chicken Strips

Servings: 5

2 chicken breasts
2½ cups buttermilk
1 packet ranch dressing mix
3 cups cheese crackers

1. Preheat oven to 425˚F/225˚C.
2. On a cutting board, slice chicken breasts against the grain into strips.
3. Place the chicken strips in a bowl and add in buttermilk and ranch packet. Stir until well-coated.
4. Cover... Читать дальше...

Let’s find out!

“I feel like my credit score just went up.”

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Se você marcar mais de 35 itens neste teste, me chama pra almoçar na sua casa?

Uma amizade do caralho!

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Qual é a das unhas compridas e da falta de lubrificante?

O sexo a seco.

"Eu odeio que nunca usem lubrificante no pornô gay. Tipo, o cuspe não faz milagres." —michaelarias

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A morte de todas as vaginas.

"Sexo lésbico com unhas mega compridas. DESCANSE EM PAZ, VAGINA." –Chloé, Facebook

A posição mítica.

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Nossas sobrancelhas tinham a largura de um fio de cabelo.

Nos anos 2000, uma linha de 10 fios solitários acima do seu olho era conhecida como "sobrancelha".

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E estes eram os cílios desejados:

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Todos os nossos tops eram pequenos e apertados, enquanto nossas calças jeans mal cobriam nossos pelos pubianos.

Às vezes, precisávamos... Читать дальше...