How the 1% Tip for the Holidays

So what happened that prompted the move?”

“When I got back from Florida, with a tan, mind you, and walked into the garage (West Side) they buried my car so deep in the back I had to wait an extra half hour each day. The super would not come up when we had a leak, the tutor quit and so on. Finally, I got my bonus and severance and paid everyone out but it was too late— tipocalypse”